BREAKING NEWS: A SERVER JUST FOR CHADS AND STACIES THE LGBTQ ARE ALSO MOST WELCOME (unless they are fat). THE MEMBERS HAVE REPORTED THAT EVER SINCE THEY JOINED THE SERVER, THEIR MONEY-PLOTTING SKILLS HAVE MAGICALLY IMPROVED, THEIR DICKS HAVE SUDDENLY GROWN IN SIZE, THEIR TITS AND ASSES SAW A MASSIVE THICKENING AND NOW THEY ARE PLANNING A REVOLT AGAINST THE DYSTOPIAN HYPER-ILLUMINATI HEGEMONY OF THE ECCLESIUS ORDER THAT CONTROLS THE WORLD FROM BEHIND THE SHADOWS. A FORCE IS EMERGING, A BATTALION READY TO TAKE ON THE TYRANNY OF THE EVIL LUCIFERIAN POWERS THAT BE. WE SHALL NOT STOP UNTIL THE STATUS QUO IS ROOTED OUT AND THE HOLY WORD OF ALL THE OLD AND NEW GODS RESTORED TO ITS RIGHTFUL POSITION. WE THE PEOPLE SHALL KEEP ON FIGHTING. WE SHALL LIVE IN STRIFE, BUT OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL STRUGGLE IT SHALL BE. TOGETHER, WE SHALL PREVAIL, AND OUR NAMES WILL BE ETCHED IN HISTORY AS THE GURADIANS OF EARTH. FORWARD, WITH HONOR AND RESOLVE. JOIN NOW. HELP THE NOBLE CAUSE. BE ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY.
WITH LOVE,
FLAPDOODLE THE SOLITARY WOLF
