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The Scold’s Bridle
The Stocks
The Wooden Horse
The Breast Ripper
The Pear Of Anguish
The Heretic’s Fork
The Spanish Boot
The Judas Cradle
The Pillory
The Rack
The Knee Splitter
Foot Roasting
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