BREAKING NEWS: A SERVER JUST FOR CHADS AND STACIES THE LGBTQ ARE ALSO MOST WELCOME (unless they are fat). THE MEMBERS HAVE REPORTED THAT EVER SINCE THEY JOINED THE SERVER, THEIR MONEY-PLOTTING SKILLS HAVE MAGICALLY IMPROVED, THEIR DICKS HAVE SUDDENLY GROWN IN SIZE, THEIR TITS AND ASSES SAW A MASSIVE THICKENING AND NOW THEY ARE PLANNING A REVOLT AGAINST THE DYSTOPIAN HYPER-ILLUMINATI HEGEMONY OF THE ECCLESIUS ORDER THAT CONTROLS THE WORLD FROM BEHIND THE SHADOWS. A FORCE IS EMERGING, A BATTALION