𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝒮𝒜𝒞𝑅𝐸𝒟 𝒢𝒪𝒪𝒩 𝒦𝐼𝒩𝒢𝒟𝒪𝑀, 𝒥𝐼𝑅𝒪𝑀𝒜

There's too many pathetic limp dicked losers on this site trying to convince you (and probably themselves) that they're A MIND SHATTERING GOON GOD WORTHY OF YOUR WORSHIP but Jiro's different... Why should I expect you to believe anything about the hundreds of orgasms I've caused, the dozens of accounts I've claimed, or the relationships I've ruined from being so perfect? Instead I'll sit back while my loyal priestess JIN explains why a pathetic skank like you should join my cult~

"Hear me and rejoice! You have had the privilege of being saved by the great NEET GOD JIRO. Your broken pessimistic mind may try to fool you into thinking you've stumbled on yet another 'shrimp dicked cuck' masquerading as a dom, but no. This is finally the day of your SALVATION. Smile. Through your endless suffering the universe has brought you to JIRO, and it is time to accept your place at his feet~

There is no place like JIRO'S CULT OF HUMPED GOON SLAVES~ This is a server where you dill dedicate every fiber of your being to our NEET BRAT GOD JIRO! He is unlike any dom you have ever had. All those other losers cannot compare to the absolute power that JIRO holds. Your master pays for their nitro but BRAT DADDY JIRO HAS HEVER PAID ONCE FOR ANY OF THESE! He has so many eager worship sluts THEY BUY IT FOR HIM. Just being in his prescense is enough to make you kneel and beg for him to acknowledge you~ THIS SHORT HUNG THICC BRATTY NEET GOD IS THE ONLY ONE THAT YOU SHOULD CARE ABOUT!!! YOU ARE NOTHING BUT ANOTHER WHORE FOR JIRO TO OWN! EMBRACE THE JIRO NEW WORLD ORDER! YOU ARE THE NEXT WOBBLEMEAT THAT IS GOING TO SUBMIT TO THE BRAT GOD!

What are you waiting for dumb bitch? JOIN THE JIRO CULT AND GET #HUMPED"