Barking At The Wrong Door

𝙴𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚊 𝚏𝚊𝚛𝚖 𝚘𝚛 𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚗 𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚕'𝚜 𝚎𝚢𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢.. 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚍𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚔𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚜. 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚔 𝚘𝚛 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍. 𝙱𝚎 𝚊 𝚜𝚠𝚒𝚏𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚑 𝚏𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊 𝚌𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙵𝚘𝚡 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚢. 𝙱𝚎 𝚊 𝚠𝚘𝚕𝚏 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚗𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚣𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚜 . . 𝙾𝚛 𝚊 𝚛𝚘𝚐𝚞𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚘𝚜. 𝙱𝚎 𝚊 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚎, 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔.


𝙰 𝚜𝚎𝚖𝚒 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚒𝚝 𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚘 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚔𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚏𝚎𝚠 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚑𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚛𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚊𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎. 𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚗. 𝙹𝚘𝚒𝚗 𝚞𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚍𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑