Tired of never getting enough time to kiss the homies gnight? Are you lagging out with no LAN to go? Grandma answered the ĺ̴̪̜̗̝͍͗̈́͆̋͠ã̸͍̺̯͊͘̚͠n̴̜̙̏́̈́̅ḓ̶̡͔̋͜l̵̹̞̠̺̐́̅͘i̴͙̫̬̩̇͗͐͐̈́̚n̷̢̨̥͖͂̑͌ḙ̵͚̤̩̞̃̌̅̈́̃͠ again while you were mid-binge? Looking for the finer things in life like bad puns with strangers on the internet who act like they totally didn’t spend a majority of a gvg just memeing rp in gc about fast food for the lulz just to be called childish like we all aren’t grown adults on gaming consoles all disappointed because we found out our toaster was waterproof… like who makes that a feature? I mean–WHY WOULDN’T WE RP AND HAVE FUN WITH A VIDEO GAME ONLINE WITH LITERAL STRANGERS, [REDACTED]?! Jod, you were always such a miserable cu—Or maybe you’re in the business of just hanging out with the bros after work at your minimumwage job specifically at Dunkin that’s right next to the Asyllum that’s spelled funny? ;)
{wow that was oddly specific… A̶͙̭̙̲̔̊̑l̷̡͗m̶̦̿͛ọ̶̡͕̅͐̍͌͝ͅs̸̭̳̮͕̈́t̵̢̹͓̿̈́ ̸̻͖̏̆͆̀̆̕ļ̷̹͎͚̟̳̈́i̵̧̞͓̙͌̄̄͒͑̈́ḳ̵̨̩̫́ẹ̴̢̫͕͛͊͂̑̐̉ ̵̬̇̒̂̐͠á̷͕͓̅ ̵̢̹͎̪̃̈́͜ľ̶̢͖̥͓̙o̷̥̬̟̦͠r̴̰̦̮̈́́́̄ȩ̷̜͑ ̶̡̪̑̏͐͒̆̚ḏ̷̢̪̬̌͂̈̍̇̑ȓ̷̯͉ö̶̰͖̙̐p̸̫͍̘̳̯̈́̿̑͠ ̶̨̯̠̤͔̀̄̚o̵͕̫̱͎͑̿͐ř̵̝̖̻̮̅̇͑̋ ̸͈̓̽̚ș̶̝͍̲͙̩͌͘o̸̙͋̿̌̇͝m̸̳̠̝̎̅̈e̴̖͐̈͋ͅt̴̢̯͕̻̍̂͊́͠͠h̴̤͙̯̫̦͆͂́ͅį̴̥̈́͌͘ͅn̶̬̐g̶̣̠̑̈́̂̃̏}
Do you also agree that [REDACTED] shouldn’t be writing the guild advertisements anymore because they are getting increasingly more chaotic as the years start coming and they just do not stop coming…Someone please take this job from me, they haven’t l̵̥͝ẹ̶̀̑ṫ̶̗̟̄ͅ ̷̝̹͍̈́̀͐m̵̢̈́̄e̶̤̊̍̍ ̸͚̈̍ọ̸̀ṳ̷̢̬̽t̵̲͒͠ ̸̦̒̕o̷̯̙̅f̵̭̱̹̈ ̴̲̳́t̸̳̀͊͠h̵̨͕̘͌í̵̻̹̌̑ṣ̸̮̘͝ ̸̫̩͈̏ṙ̵̺o̴̢̙͑͜ò̴̧̰̥̀̓m̸͔̬͐ since 2̸̝͔̦̉̂0̶̣̱̏1̷̢̹̳͂͐9̵̼̏p̷̭͇̺̑l̵̝̈́͝͠e̵͇̅a̵̡̠̎ṡ̴͈͉e̶̘͖͔͐̚͝ĭ̷̩͓̿ͅf̸̧͠y̴̦͕̚͝ö̶̘͍̣́̉ű̴͚̥a̸̮̾͐̕ṙ̵̮̦̍ë̶̖̠͉́̉̚r̶̫͑͒͑e̷̱͉͝a̷͓̔d̴̬̠͈͊̃͝i̶͕̖͑n̸͈̔͠ğ̵̬̻͓̈́͘ this plea— ̷̼͚͝W̷̼̘̼͛̋͘h̷͈̐̋a̶͈̱̓t̶͓̾ ̸̘̯͎͊̾̄ẁ̷̭à̵̙̆͝ș̷̢̫̽̄͑ ̴͔̦͝I̴͇̓ͅͅ ̸̨̯̆̃ḏ̷̄̎̎o̴̢̭͔͛í̸̻̒n̶̨̽̄g̷͇͘͝ ̵̡̦̼̽̌̇a̶̳̩̙̎̿g̸̢̫̣̊́͝a̸̢͎̚ͅi̶̥̤̭͛͌ņ̴̜̭̔͝?̷̝͊ ̶͕̑̔
Us too!
